The snow turned into rain . . .

So, I'm on my lunch break at work right now. I've started working at Harris Interactive, a global opinion research company (that is to be read in highly perky fashion), and we're conducting a brief but important survey . . . wait, wrong audience. We call ourselves market research, but it's really glorified telemarketing, only we don't sell anything. Quite dull, really. It's so unfortunate that we all need money so much. I think we'd all be so much happier if we all played badminton all day. Although I don't know how we'd buy the badminton equipment if we never worked.